Reprimand the brain, a poem
Mind you?
yes I mind Cerebrum, that dopamine and serotonin don't play well with others.
of course it bothers me, Left Hemisphere, that you forget how to say thank you and keep a budget in order. You never really did learn how to write proper either. Thank gawd for calculators and spell check,
oh and don't think I have forgotten about you, Righty Hemi, for all those incredible ideas that go no where fast and that painting I never did and that road trip that ended in a wreck,
and gosh Parietal Lobe, have you forgotten how much foot blisters hurt? You sure forgot about the pleasures associated with the G-spot! And what is going on with my aching neck?
and Cerebellum, I don't even know what to say, you have been sleeping on my hand-eye coordination from the beginning, I still drop things when I get nervous and get vertigo on the bus,
and Spinal Cord, are you disconnected or what?
Whatever! I'll just blame it all on Temporal Lobe for making such a fuss.
yes I mind Cerebrum, that dopamine and serotonin don't play well with others.
of course it bothers me, Left Hemisphere, that you forget how to say thank you and keep a budget in order. You never really did learn how to write proper either. Thank gawd for calculators and spell check,
oh and don't think I have forgotten about you, Righty Hemi, for all those incredible ideas that go no where fast and that painting I never did and that road trip that ended in a wreck,
and gosh Parietal Lobe, have you forgotten how much foot blisters hurt? You sure forgot about the pleasures associated with the G-spot! And what is going on with my aching neck?
and Cerebellum, I don't even know what to say, you have been sleeping on my hand-eye coordination from the beginning, I still drop things when I get nervous and get vertigo on the bus,
and Spinal Cord, are you disconnected or what?
Whatever! I'll just blame it all on Temporal Lobe for making such a fuss.
Very clever!
Posted by Anonymous Friday, April 15, 2005