Reprimand the brain, a poem - Seeking

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Friday, April 15, 2005 

Reprimand the brain, a poem

Mind you?

yes I mind Cerebrum, that dopamine and serotonin don't play well with others.

of course it bothers me, Left Hemisphere, that you forget how to say thank you and keep a budget in order. You never really did learn how to write proper either. Thank gawd for calculators and spell check,

oh and don't think I have forgotten about you, Righty Hemi, for all those incredible ideas that go no where fast and that painting I never did and that road trip that ended in a wreck,

and gosh Parietal Lobe, have you forgotten how much foot blisters hurt? You sure forgot about the pleasures associated with the G-spot! And what is going on with my aching neck?

and Cerebellum, I don't even know what to say, you have been sleeping on my hand-eye coordination from the beginning, I still drop things when I get nervous and get vertigo on the bus,

and Spinal Cord, are you disconnected or what?

Whatever! I'll just blame it all on Temporal Lobe for making such a fuss.

Very clever!

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